WTF! | The Porn Industry Asks for a Bailout?

7 01 2009

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With banks, the automobile industry and other receiving government assistance, you would figure that it would only be a matter of time before one of the nation’s most profitable industries would have their hands out.

Word on the street is that Hustler founder, Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis are prepared to ask congress to allocated $5 billion to keep the adult entertainment industry afloat.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.”

“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.

We can’t just let the porn industry go under. What type of world would this be if America lost the adult entertainment industry? All we can say is that takes some mighty big BALLS to ask for Congress for money!

Sorry, we couldn’t help it!

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10 01 2009
andeeroo

Will Congress bailout plastic surgeons next?

Examine the wrinkles in the shrinking cosmetic surgery biz!

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17 01 2009
The Intellectual Redneck

The Bail Out Game
There is is new web based game called the “Bail Out Game.” It has you driving a truck load of money around a Monopoly like board while you make decisions about what companies to bail out. Economic events like stock market drops often occur. This would be hilarious if it didn’t so closely resemble reality. You can play it here. Have fun while the money lasts.

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