Eye Candy | Andressa Soares

Before a recent screening of “The Dark Knight,” one of my close friends (JH) made a special request for “The First Lady of Thickness-ville, Andressa Soares to get her turn to shine on Eye Candy. The woman known as “The Watermelon Lady” has a body that the stuff of legends on the web.

For many who are not familiar with this Brazilian model, dancer and maybe stripper, just go to YouTube and type in her name and you will understand the utter jaw-dropping fascination in this hottie from the land of Samba.

To see more pictures of this Brazilian bombshell that some people think is too fat (huh?), make sure you click here. In the words of the late Grover Washington, Jr., Soares is our “Little Black Samba” and we’re going crazy of her!

In closing, please remember NEVER to confuse thickness with fat. There is a major difference between being properly proportioned in all of the right areas versus all your areas expanded to the point where you can’t tell one area from the other. If that explanation still fails to help you understand – just go and ask your closest African-American or Hispanic friend!

That should clear it up!